February 06, 2006

My visit to the doctor this morning involved the sentance; "I know it's not much fun to lick rubber, but it's a pretty good idea." That was my doctor trying to give me safe sex tips. It was funny, because he said, "Plastic food wrap works good too." Oh man. We also had a lengthy discussion about possible future pregnancy's, [yeah, I basically just sat there and listened to him talk about these female couples he knows who are trying to have kids.] I think my doctor is fantastic, but I only went in for an asthma perscription. I left with the safe sex talk, the don't do drugs talk, and the mental illness prevention talk. It was quite entertaining. I couldn't keep a straight face for the dental dam bit though. Really, I'm a peverted teenager at heart.

I'm going to go watch Cat Power sing in the forest.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha, you docter is a nut job! Does he not think anyone has learned any of the safe sex stuff in school (Let us not get into talking about me because you are the smart one)? So at least you told your docter that you weren't going to be permiscuous with any roughian men and wined up with some iligitimate child. So no more men are bad without a condom speaches. My docter is no better, but I'll explain that some other time.

11:25 p.m.  

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