November 30, 2005

berries of death.

So, I went to bed last night grappling with a fear of a global pandemic. I swore off the televised news. From now on it's strictly BBC world news and CBC online. After tossing and turning all night, continuing my recent stint as an insomniac, I woke to the horrifying realization that my face is coated in a not so fine bumpy rash. It itches and burns and happens every so often in the winter. I bet you'll never guess what caused it! Sweedish Berries candies. So, knowing that I am prone to purchasing these delightful candies, someone please periodically remind me that they are little red blobs of hell.

Thank you.

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