This morning while waiting for my mothers man servants to arrive and remove all the gas from the left over pipes, my mother put two and two (obsessive desire to sleep & desperate need to rehydrate all the time) and now she has decided that I have diabetes. Well that's just great. I'm going to completely ignore this, as is common with me and the world around me, and pretend that I'm COMPLETELY HEALTHY, like I was about 6 hours ago.