I decided today, that if I were a rockstar I'd be the Foppy Rockstar.
The type that bounces around with no apparent sense of rythmn, style or respect for others personal space.
I would be the type that people worry about falling off the stage or crashing into the drum set.
I would bop up and down during long lead guitar solos. Rockstar bangs in my eyes, head down, hands slapping the sides of my legs, my feet randomly leaving and then reconnecting with the stage, possibly in sequence.

If singing were required I would hang off the microphone stand while simultaneously attempting to swallow the mic.

Floppy Rockstar is not to be confused with MoshPit Rockstar.

Floppy Rockstars of note include:

That guy from the Music,
Avril Lavigne,
Alanis Morisette,
Marilyn Manson,
Any one from any punk group.