I have:

Cannot be harmed in the making:
-a large glass teapot.
-a glass salt and pepper shaker set.
-an Instamatic camera.
- a fish bowl.
-a small globe from a long time ago.
-an ancient toaster.
-a yellow canister set saying "coffee" "tea" "flour" and "sugar"


Can be harmed:
-about 30 blue Christmas lights, sized large.
-a large spoon.
-sink strainer.
-a national geographic from 1970.
-a bunch of chain rings from a bicycle.

I have to turn this into "art". Originally I was thinking, "recreate a 70's kitchen" but now I'm not really sure that's "art."

Any ideas?