Dear Dad:

I found the letter opener, it's in my room, see the big pile of dirty laundry in the corner, it's under that. Oh? There's a pile of books under that, sorry, it's under the pile of books too. See it there? Anyway, I've found it and I've been meaning to give it to you but I keep forgetting.

-W

Dear Mr. Burnette

I just thought you'd like to know that half of the half of the class that actually showed up today has left. The rest of them are distroying the paper cutters and it won't be long before someone loses a finger. Also, the printer is out of paper. Just thought you'd like to know.

Dear People I'm Supposed to Stay in Contact with:

I'm sorry, I've been sleeping instead.
Also, if I owe you mail, I'm sorry please remind me and you'll get some soon.

Love, Nova