Have I told any one to smack me, hit me over the head with a chair, inflict bodily harm in any way, if I went back to work at the art store? I just thought I'd check before I go back to work. You know, I would want a chair to fly at my head the first day back on the job.

If you can think of any reason I wouldn't want to committ the next few months to the art store as a full time low paid senior employee, please save me now.