[music: London Calling - The Clash]

M/F FLATMATE TO SHARE LARGE 2
BDRM WITH SCHIZO CHICK - Clean
sane and mature preferred.
$450/mo. + DD spitting distance
from 17th SW fully furnished ALL util.
inc. smoking apartment. 410-1953
Move in ASAP. bring flowers to interview.

My life is a series of assignments and dirty busses and cold beige bus stops and cute girls on the busses. I have determined that I either need to A: Talk to a girl, B: Get a girl, C: stop riding public transportation.

As it appears that none of the options are likely to happen in the near future, I'm not sure what I will do. I'll keep talking about cute girls on public transportation, and continue to ride public transportation and attempt to preoccupy myself with some sort of money making scheme.